Here is my post-season nightmare...
The Cubs and the Blue Jays have won their respective pennants and are in the World Series. It's a close series and is tied at three games each.
Gave seven is a nail biter. The Cubs take a one run lead in the top of the ninth on a Kris Bryant home run. Aroldis Chapman comes in to seal the deal. He strikes out the first two Jays on six pitches. Chicago is on edge...one out away.
A bit of wildness leads to a walk of the next batter. The Jays go to their bench for a pinch hitter. And up to the plate steps...
Darwin Barney. Sitting on a fast ball, Barney crushes Chapman's first pitch for a walk off, series winning home run.
My worst nightmare.... the Cubs done in by Darwin Barney.
Do I now burn my Barney collection??
Well, I don't think you burn the collection as Barney's collecting upside would never be higher. Recomp some of that collection gold and send a big box of joy to Canada.
ReplyDeleteLet's just hope that never, ever happens.
You, my friend, have quite the imagination!
ReplyDeleteBut if it happens I would sell all of your Venezuelan backs, make a huge profit and burn the rest.
Yes, (afterall it's not my collection)
ReplyDeleteDon't Burn, RECYCLE!
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